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Serious science.Suspicious mustache.— Premium research compounds —

Meet Señor 17 — your friendly neighborhood research-grade compound supplier. Lab-tested, holographically packaged, and shipped discreetly from the desert. El bigote no miente.

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HPLC Tested US-Based Discreet Shipping
PURITY ≥ 99.8%
LOT 24.11.A
SR-17018
RESEARCH USE
Señor 17
1g of SR-17018
Research Use Only · Not for human or animal administration · For qualified researchers
99.8%
HPLC Verified Purity
24hr
Ships From US Lab
3rd
Party Tested Every Batch
100%
Mustache Approved
SR-17018LOT 24.11.AREV / 02● CERTIFIED
Señor 17
1g of SR-17018

SR-17018

CAS 2230212-29-4BATCH VERIFIED
FormCrystalline
Purity≥ 99.8%
Storage−20°C

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$100.00· 1g

Because life's too short for sketchy vendors.

We do one thing — and we do it weirdly well. Lab-grade compound, premium holographic packaging, a mascot with great hair, and a checkout that doesn't waste your time.

01 / Lab

Tested by real humans in real lab coats.

Every batch is third-party HPLC-assayed. Certificates of Analysis available on request, hosted at a real URL, with a real timestamp. No vibes-based purity claims.

02 / Ship

Discreet, fast, painfully boring packaging on the outside.

Plain shipping envelope. PirateShip-powered tracking. Holographic mylar pouch on the inside. Your neighbors see nothing. Your researcher friends see art.

03 / Pay
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NexaPay checkout. Forty seconds from cart to confirmation.

Tokenized payments, 3DS2 enforced, Apple Pay surfaced first on mobile. No accounts required, no "create a profile to continue," no upsells about candles.